Silly Boy Funnies.

I haven't done these in a while but I've been keeping up with them for a few weeks now. James is hilarious a lot of the time and keeps us laughing for sure!

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James: I'm going to hit a homerun at every game next year because I'm good and I'm clever.

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Will is learning to talk more and more each day. I was putting him in the car the other night and I asked if he'd pooped in his diaper because he was stinky. He looked at me and in the most serious tone said, "I did not!"

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Me: James, you're a nut!
James: No I'm not! How can I be a nut if I'm allergic to them?

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Will spilled something at Grandmama's and when James walked in he said, "Son! What did you do?" Think someone's heard that a time or two?

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Me: How do y'all like my hair like this? {Curled with a curling iron instead of my normal hot rollers or straightener.}
James: I like it! But if you do it straight tomorrow it will be even prettier!

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Conversations in the bathroom are some of the funniest around here. Eddie does bathtime so I just typically overhear these from outside the door. Two recent gems:

James {shouting}: WILL JUST TEE-TEED IN MY BELLY BUTTON!!!!!

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James: Will, act like a lady! Act like a lady!
Will: NO. NOOOOOO.
{I have no idea what this was about, but it sure sounded funny!}

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Me: James, what were you making when I went back to your classroom to drop off your backpack today?
James: A necktie!
Eddie: A necktie?
Me: Because necktie starts with "N" and that's their letter this week.
James: Oh! Is that why?

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James: Dad, will you get the romometer and check my fever?

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We got a note home that Friday is Occupation Day at school. The following conversation took place.
Me: James, on Friday it's Occupation Day. You can dress up as what you want to be when you grow up. What do you think you want to be?
James: A hunter.
Me: Well...hunting is really a hobby more than a job. Not many people can turn that into a job.
James: Well, that's what I want to be.
Me: What about a lawyer? Or an accountant? Or a teacher or doctor?
James: No. I want to be a hunter.
Me: I really think we need to pick something else. What about a church music leader. Isn't that what you told me a few weeks ago you wanted to be?
James: Hmm...how 'bout a dryer man.
Me: A what?
James: A man who makes dryers.
Me {trying not to die laughing...where did he come up with this?}: I'm not sure what you'd take to school to show that you're a "dryer man." We don't have a costume for that.
James: Well, I can take some of those napkins you put in the dryer {Bounce sheets!!!}.

Hilarious.